My House is haunted not by ghouls or ghosts, but by King Diamond. At first I thought it was cool having something so evil hanging out in my bedroom. In his high piercing voice he could remind me not to break the oath and then we could conjure up some wicked shit. This, however, was before I realized that I would never be getting laid again. It's hard enough to convince a girl to come over when you live with your parents. The last thing I need is the worlds most powerful girl repellant exclaiming how evil we both are.
I'm not the only one either. These two poor kids have it even worse. They are possessed by King Diamond and will probably never get a chance to even interact with a female.
I'm not the only one either. These two poor kids have it even worse. They are possessed by King Diamond and will probably never get a chance to even interact with a female.
