The surprise mystery guest is something that is normally reserved to bad DJ events and professional wrestling. When I was in 6th grade I went to the local teen center dance which was to include a surprise celebrity guest from Beverly Hills 90210. You can imagine the disappointment we all felt when the celebrity guest was Scott, the dude who accidently shot and killed himself while playing with his father's gun weeks earlier.
Wrestling loves the mystery guest and usually uses a black outline of the wrestler to hype it up, but sometimes it goes horribly wrong. Who thought it would be a good idea to to put a 350 pound man in a Darth Vader mask covered in glitter? Would people not realize that you went to the local halloween shop to create the most devastating wrestler of all time? As if the "Shock Master" was not already destined to fail, he sealed his fate by crashing through the wall during his surprise entrance, falling like a giant sack of glittered turd. Not only that, but he knocks off his Vader helmut in the process revealing himself to be Tugboat. Here is the whole debacle forever chronicled on video.
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